Area Woman Confirms She Ran Into Everyone She Has Ever Met During 200-Yard Walk From Parking Lot to Schoen Place

She went to Schoen Place for a quick walk. Came home three hours later having committed to two committees and a bake sale.

Area Resident Reads All 47 Pages of Village Board Packet, Remains Committed to Not Attending Meeting.

The fleet performed flawlessly this year. All 234 ships passed inspection.