Humor
The lighter side of Pittsford Village Chat. Cartoons, commentary, and Pittsford village laughs.
She walks the towpath every morning. She is finally doing it the traditional way.
She walks the towpath every morning. She is finally doing it the traditional way.
He walks at 3.2 miles per hour. He brought prepared remarks about cyclists.
He walks at 3.2 miles per hour. He brought prepared remarks about cyclists.
Area Man Who Attended Village Board Meeting to Oppose Parking Changes Reports Walking Away Chairing Subcommittee on Pedestrian Infrastructure
Area Man Who Attended Village Board Meeting to Oppose Parking Changes Reports Walking Away Chairing Subcommittee on Pedestrian Infrastructure
The canal runs through everything here.
The canal runs through everything here.
The shed is six inches over code. She's retained counsel.
The shed is six inches over code. She's retained counsel.
We support local businesses. We just need them to close by 8 and keep the music down.
We support local businesses. We just need them to close by 8 and keep the music down.
She went to Schoen Place for a quick walk. Came home three hours later having committed to two committees and a bake sale.
She went to Schoen Place for a quick walk. Came home three hours later having committed to two committees and a bake sale.
Area Resident Reads All 47 Pages of Village Board Packet, Remains Committed to Not Attending Meeting.
Area Resident Reads All 47 Pages of Village Board Packet, Remains Committed to Not Attending Meeting.
The fleet performed flawlessly this year. All 234 ships passed inspection.
The fleet performed flawlessly this year. All 234 ships passed inspection.
The canal water tested positive for strong opinions.
The canal water tested positive for strong opinions.
Area Woman Confirms She Ran Into Everyone She Has Ever Met During 200-Yard Walk From Parking Lot to Schoen Place
Area Woman Confirms She Ran Into Everyone She Has Ever Met During 200-Yard Walk From Parking Lot to Schoen Place
She was very supportive of other communities. She just didn't think their canal was the same thing.
She was very supportive of other communities. She just didn't think their canal was the same thing.
She ran into four people at the farmer's market. She only needed eggs.
She ran into four people at the farmer's market. She only needed eggs.
Area Woman Completes 500-Piece Puzzle in 17 Minutes, Confirms She Will Represent Pittsford at Regionals.
Area Woman Completes 500-Piece Puzzle in 17 Minutes, Confirms She Will Represent Pittsford at Regionals.
Hazardous waste collection day is when Pittsford discovers it has been storing seventeen cans of Antique White since the Clinton administration.
Hazardous waste collection day is when Pittsford discovers it has been storing seventeen cans of Antique White since the Clinton administration.
She walked the towpath to clear her head. She ran into eleven people and came back with plans for Saturday.
She walked the towpath to clear her head. She ran into eleven people and came back with plans for Saturday.
She moved here for the slower pace. He has lacrosse at 4, robotics at 6, and a viola lesson Thursday.
She moved here for the slower pace. He has lacrosse at 4, robotics at 6, and a viola lesson Thursday.
She had thoughts about commercial density on South Main. She was at Wegmans.
She had thoughts about commercial density on South Main. She was at Wegmans.
They planted the free seedling from Village Hall. They have checked on it nine times today.
They planted the free seedling from Village Hall. They have checked on it nine times today.
Moved here for the schools. Now they complain about the traffic at drop-off.
Moved here for the schools. Now they complain about the traffic at drop-off.
She drove three minutes to the village to attend the walkability meeting.
She drove three minutes to the village to attend the walkability meeting.
She can identify every cultivar in his front bed. She has never learned his last name.
She can identify every cultivar in his front bed. She has never learned his last name.
The Village said while supplies last. She got there at 6:45. Village Hall opens at 8.
The Village said while supplies last. She got there at 6:45. Village Hall opens at 8.
The Wind Ensemble got a Gold with Distinction. She is telling the cashier at Wegmans.
The Wind Ensemble got a Gold with Distinction. She is telling the cashier at Wegmans.
She spent fifteen thousand on landscaping. Now the Pollinator Pathway Challenge is asking her to let it go wild.
She spent fifteen thousand on landscaping. Now the Pollinator Pathway Challenge is asking her to let it go wild.
The community cookbook asked for a recipe that reflects your heritage. She submitted the Doritos casserole. No apology. No asterisk.
The community cookbook asked for a recipe that reflects your heritage. She submitted the Doritos casserole. No apology. No asterisk.
Sutherland just opened six new courts. His backhand did not get the memo.
Sutherland just opened six new courts. His backhand did not get the memo.
When the Village approves the hot dog cart permit and all of Pittsford exhales at once.
When the Village approves the hot dog cart permit and all of Pittsford exhales at once.
The canal is back. He bought a kayak in February. He is already too busy to launch it.
The canal is back. He bought a kayak in February. He is already too busy to launch it.
The concert starts at 6:30. He has been in his lawn chair since 4:00.
The concert starts at 6:30. He has been in his lawn chair since 4:00.
The 490 bridge over Marsh Road wraps up this fall. He has heard this before.
The 490 bridge over Marsh Road wraps up this fall. He has heard this before.
He has opinions about the proposed budget. His kids are in their thirties.
He has opinions about the proposed budget. His kids are in their thirties.
He has attended zero board meetings. He is ready to run one.
He has attended zero board meetings. He is ready to run one.
Canal opens in six weeks. He has checked the website four times today.
Canal opens in six weeks. He has checked the website four times today.
National Library Week. The Tiny Art Show. The pressure is real.
National Library Week. The Tiny Art Show. The pressure is real.
The sidewalk project is underway. There is coffee and donuts at the information meeting. We are fine.
The sidewalk project is underway. There is coffee and donuts at the information meeting. We are fine.
First the playground. Now the brewery. The geese remain unbothered.
First the playground. Now the brewery. The geese remain unbothered.
Seventeen empty spots. He's still circling.
Seventeen empty spots. He's still circling.
The playground is closed for renovation. The geese remain fully operational.
The playground is closed for renovation. The geese remain fully operational.