The concert starts at 6:30. He has been in his lawn chair since 4:00.

He Is Already There

Pittsford Summer Concert Series starts June 6, 2026 at Carpenter Park

She went to Schoen Place for a quick walk. Came home three hours later having committed to two committees and a bake sale.

Area Resident Reads All 47 Pages of Village Board Packet, Remains Committed to Not Attending Meeting.

The fleet performed flawlessly this year. All 234 ships passed inspection.

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