She drove three minutes to the village to attend the walkability meeting.

She drove to the walkability meeting

The community genuinely cares about walkability and simultaneously drives everywhere — the caption makes this contradiction undeniable in 13 words

She can identify every cultivar in his front bed. She has never learned his last name.

The Village said while supplies last. She got there at 6:45. Village Hall opens at 8.

The Wind Ensemble got a Gold with Distinction. She is telling the cashier at Wegmans.

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